mathy crazy dialogues.

so.. i was studying.. and then..

BOOM. these dialogues/thoughts came to my mind.

1. Jumping School.

A: I am currently studying.
B: Whaaat? Really???!
A: Yes. I am studying, why?
B: uhh. Why??
A: Coz I think I know nothing and it gives me the creeps just thinking that school's coming. Aaaaaaahh! It's going to come and get me!
B: Why? Will it run or walk??
A: NoooO! See, it's JUMPING!
B: You're not making any sense, dear.
A: Well, I saw it jumping!
B: Oh really?
A: but it stopped.
B: Yes dear, cause you stopped jumping.
A: oh fudge! it was me!

2. Cartesian Plane.

A: Hey! I saw a plane crash!
B: When?
A: Just now!
B: Huh? I didn't see any.
A: I'm not joking!
B: So where?
A: Here! Just here!
B: You're hallucinating.
A: Oh no, I'm not.
B: Where, exactly?
A: oh stupid. It's right in front of you.
B: Huh?
A: In your notebook, see?
B: How could a plane crash here.. There's nothing here but..
A: Yes! The Cartesian plane!
B: It's not an airplane!
A: But it's a plane that crashed on your notebook.
B: ugh. yes. my handwriting...

3. Equation - finding

teacher: please find the equation of this line using the slope..

the student got a piece of paper and rushed out of the room.

Teacher: WHAT are you doing?
Student: Finding the equation, sir, what does it look like?

see, it's craaazy.

lokong saturday. :] with CFC people..

april 19. lokong pari. lokong saturday. lokong araw. lokong mga kasama. lokong... loko-loko ako.

Nung saturday, nagpunta kami sa isang parang family outing/event along with other families. Doon kami sa guest house ng MWSS. Malapit sa EcoPark. Noong araw na yun, wala akong load, ayaw gumana ng ipod ko. Pero happy pa din ako. Hehehe. Super. Baliw nanaman. Hahaha. Loko loko kasi yung pari. Naglecture siya. Ay mali, TALK pala. :) Merong siyang sinabi.. syempre. 5 main points yun. direct, inspect, protect, perfect.. ay nalimutan ko yung isa. magaling na bata. nyahaha. So.. yung ikkwento ko, hindi about sa lecture. Sa kalokohan nung pari. May itsura naman kasi yung pari. Pero di ko talaga ineexpect na sasabihin niyang guwapo siya. at nagsasalita pa sya ng mga words like "malandi" and stuff. would you expect that. ang baggets eh. nyahaha. ang sabi pa nya. think POSITIVE. mind set. kung ayaw mong tumaba. wag mong isipin na "hindi ako maitim"... kasi daw ang mababasa ng utak.. "maitim ako" lang. :) kaya dapat.. "maputi ako." eh tapos sabi din nya.. wag magsinungaling. so ang sabi nya... "GUWAPO AKO!" san ka pa?:) madami pa siyang sinabi. about sa matalino sya, mayaman, etc. ANG HABA NG HAIR AH! :) pero okay lang, super TAWAnan kami.:P

ano pang nangyari after? so may misa.. kainan. next big thing is..

SWIMMING! Nagswimming kami sa EcoPark. Actually parang.. nyagak! Ang dami kayang tao. :P Hindi nauubusan?! Pero enjoy naman kasi. Kasama ko sina Nash, Harold, Ate Cheena.:) Nakakatawa dun. May babae. Nakatwo piece. Tapos.. As in.. nakakailang siya. Alam nyo na yun.:) Nyahaha. Basta. Naglaro lang naman kami sa pool. Yun lang naman. Hahaha.

Actually, after swimming.. NAWALA p100 ko! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Then after.. KARAOKE!! nyahahaa. So, what happens pag kumakanta ako. Syempre. Sing.. kanta ng kanta. :) May matataas. May mabababa. MAg male at female voice mag-isa. NAgduduet mag-isa. Tipong ganun. Haha. Nagduet kami ng tatay ko. Aruy nanaman. Ang close tlga namin tingnan. Close tlga ata kami eh. Kapatid nga lang daw nya ko eh. HEhe.

Edi pagkatapos ko kumanta kanta at tumawa ng tumawa. Ayun. The usual.. picture taking! kahit na hindi namin bahay yun. ayun madami kaming pix ni ate cheena. kasi kami yung vain, nahihiya yung mga bata at antukin, natulog si harold. hehe. :)

after ng pictures..UWIAN na!! ewan ko kung bakit pero masaya naman siya! naHYPER ako eh! :P

hehe. enjoy your summer everybody.:)

a funny sunday walk.

One early morning, on a sunday, we (MAMA, PAPA, AND I) went outside and took a walk. We went around the campus and walked for around 1 1/2-2 hrs. Haha.

We just walked and walked. We didn't walk just around the academic oval. We tried to go to different routes. We observed many things.. We saw many trees. My father was saying the name of every tree and described it, etc. We were talking about many things. We made a scientific name for a post, the "meralcs postisus." We saw "sexy" trees along the university avenue.

We decided to go to Philcoa to eat breakfast in Jollibee. We were in the University Avenue, walking, as usual.. Haha. Napaka-hyper ko nun. Super likot ko.

And then, after we crossed CP GARCIA, I noticed some bird droppings or "ipot" in my shirt!! We were laughing and laughing. My parents were teasing me. At the same time, I saw an acquaintance or friend walking in the same area too. Then I said, while laughing, "Papa, papa, papa, si..." haha. I tried to hide the thing in my shirt.. So I went around, trying to hide.. Then my friend said... "Uy, may ipot ka sa damit mo." Then we laughed and laughed again. We knew that I had bird droppings, I was trying to hide it, then, my friend noticed it! What a shame!

My friend said... "Wag mo na kasing pansinin." But I can't help looking at it and trying to hide it. I was so ashamed... And I was laughing at myself.. My parents were teasing me... "Asarin mo yung ibon, kasi hindi ka naging bato." haha. Then my friend said later on.. "San kayo pupunta? .... Ay, kaya ba kayo pupuntang Jollibee dahil diyan?" We laughed again! My friend said that I should not be bothered about the bird droppings but he said that?! Waaah. Shame. Shame.

We went home. My parents rememebered the whole inicident. They cannot forget what happened. They said that this is an unforgettable, funny moment. And so, I wrote this blog.

Actually, this happened last, last sunday. =p